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Hilarious dating horror stories & tips from a LOSER MAGNET
October 15, 2007

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Attention Ladies! Are you a Loser Magnet?

Tawny Monroe has always had the uncanny ability of attracting the world's biggest losers.

In her new book she shares some of her hilarious experiences and the lessons she learned, to help others avoid Mr. Loser.

Brilliant & side-splittingly funny...

A page-turner from beginning to end...

Filled with invaluable information...

A great read for men & women alike...
  
[October 15, 2007] No matter where she goes, what she does, what she wears, or whom she’s with, Tawny Monroe always attracts the unemployed bum with 'meth' teeth, living out of his parents’ 1960’s travel trailer.

In her new book, LOSER MAGNET, Monroe says, “I had a loser even knock on my door to ask; "Could I mate my dog to yours?” He went on to explain how our two dogs would “look good together.” I wouldn’t describe dogs engaged in mating as one of those things on earth that “look good.” There’s a reason a coffee table book entitled The Wonderful World of Mating Dogs hasn’t been published. I told him there wasn’t going to be any mating taking place and slammed the door on him.

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LOSER MAGNET is a laugh out loud, page-turning adventure for both sexes, from the perspective of an attractive and highly educated, single woman. Filled with her real life loser encounters, Monroe takes a humorous and anecdotal jab at her own dating experiences.

Monroe shares some of the absolutely crazy come-on lines she been lambasted while playing the Internet dating game. Lines like; "Wow! I think you're really attractive but would need to see some pics with your teeth," and her quick, witty comebacks, like; "Well, I'm not an old horse that's for sale."

Readers will be rolling with laughter from some of the extremely wacky email messages she's received, and the hysterical play-by-play dialogue from actual dates she's had with some of her many Losers.

Her book is also chock full of helpful advice for women, including how to tell instantly when a man is a loser, and how to avoid the pitfalls of online dating, and she discusses some of the occupations where losers are commonly found.

Her book is also chock full of helpful advice for women, including how to tell instantly when a man is a loser, and how to avoid the pitfalls of online dating, and she discusses some of the occupations where losers are commonly found.

Tawny is also behind the highly controversial and shocking web site, "The Losers Hall of Fame ." Although it addresses [primarily] celebrity types, it points out that being a Loser is not something exclusive to men.

Tawny Monroe is an entertaining and comedic interview guest who will delight your audience.

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Tawny Monroe has always had the uncanny ability of attracting the worlds biggest losers. In her new book she shares some of her hilarious experiences and the lessons she learned, to help others avoid Mr. Loser.